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*Results and patient experience may vary. These are dependent on a number of factors such as age, medical history and lifestyle.

Our Treatment Promise

Exception: Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS)

We Guarantee 80% Hair Reduction over the course of a year*

*Most clients acheive much greater than this but we base our assertion on scientific results from the American FDA and peer reviewed journals


We will only ever take SIX Payments to acheive this*

*Or you can buy a package at the outset – protection against price rise!

Treatments will be over the course of a year*

*Many of our competitors will sell a package of 6 treatments done 6 weeks apart regardless of your rate of hair regrowth.  4 out of 10 of their clients may have to buy a second package to acheive permanent satisafctory results.  Individual hair growth rates and patterns vary enormously so we tailor treatment to your regrowth. If a gap of more than 12 weeks occurs between treatments then the guarantee is void and extra payments will be incurred for treatments beyond the one year mark.
You can need between 4 and 9 treatments to acheive this 80% goal*

Most of our clients acheive very much better than this – 90% is not unusual.  99% takes maintenance with top-ups.
The 80% mark will be maintained for at least 4 months after treatment is completed

We ask that you take a high resolution photo of the area being treated before you start so that you have an objective record that you can use if you need to.  We have done more than 3,000 treatments and have not yet had a dispute!  Pretty good going when the word on the street is that some the big chains have a less than 60% satisfaction rating.  We want you to be able to objectively challenge our opinion if the need arises!  However honest we feel we may be, sooner or later, someone is going to challenge our opinion and goodwill.  Many boutiques have gone to the wall because they could not deliver on their promise.

Having bought a treatment package you will be entitled to reduced ratetop-ups



We are all born with about 500 hair follicles per square centimetre of our skin.  That’s a lot of hair that can grow on you!

On your scalp, as you read this, you have about 80 hair follicles per square centimetre (unless you are a balding male like me in your 50’s!)

Some male footballers and other celebrities have transplants that give them very respectable coverage at 40 follicles per square cm.

Hair grows in cycles and then drops out.  Anagen, Catagen and Telogen.  At any one time most follicles are resting with no hair growing.

Laser Hair Removal has to be seen as a project over a long period.

If you wax you remove almost 100% of all the hair in one go!  Beautiful!  But it all grows back in 3-8 weeks.

When you have a laser treatment as much as 80% of the hair will fall out at the first session.  Wow!  But the treatment will, at best, have only permanently killed 20% of the hair follicles.  4/5ths will regrow!  Although many will be thinner than before.  And remember many of those follicles didn’t have a hair in them in the first place.  Like seeds lying dormant in the winter soil – come Spring they will germinate.  This is why we sometimes see the Anagen Flush halfway through a course of treatment.

As we progress through your treatment the hair becomes thinner and sparser.  If you started at 80 hairs per square centimetre we will guarantee to get you down to 16 hairs per square centimetre.  80% reduction.  Actually for most people that would be a disappointment but a failure line has to be drawn somewhere! At worst it is very, very much easier to manage than before.

The final result will often be a very fine hair covering – almost like lanugo (baby fluff)

We haven’t given up on anybody to date although we have had one client who came 12 times!  But she was very blonde and we were probably brave to have taken her on in the first place.  Some men with very high testosterone levels need extra treatments.

Most of our clients return to have other areas treated because they are so pleased with the results.  That is why laser hair removal with The Soprano should carry a Health Warning – IT IS ADDICTIVE – but unlike most addictions not harmful to your health!



* Results and patient experience may vary. These are dependent on a number of factors such as age, medical history and lifestyle.


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